We woke up on our first day in Paris to some sad news from home, which left us in a bit of a daze. Here we are in Paris, but really we just wanted to be at home. Not really sure what to do with ourselves, we took a bit of time to get ourselves going, and then headed out in search of some nice Parisian food. Food always holds the answer, for these two aussies at least anyway!
After a bit of a search, which involved wet snow (not as fun as the soft fluffy stuff), we found a little restaurant that had the typical French breakfast we were after. We had been looking for a patisserie, but do you think we could find one when we really wanted one! So our breakfast and first real French food – a baguette, croissant, hot chocolate, bowl of what they call soft cheese, but to me tastes like sour cream, jam and French butter. It was verrry nice.
Afterwards we went walking, in search of an Internet café so we could chat with home. We found the address that it was supposed to be at, but no Internet cafe! After wandering around searching for a while, and asking for directions and been sent to a computer shop, we eventually gave up. We walked around for a while longer, and seemed to be in a pretty cool little area, but ended up finding a movie theatre and seeing a movie. It was a good thing to do when we just wanted to get that day done and start again tomorrow. The movie was in English (bonus!) and was actually pretty good - it was called ‘Away we go’. The theatre was funny, it was really little and narrow, and the seats actually sloped upwards, so the front row was the highest up. Sounds strange, but it was actually really comfy and worked well!
After the movie we had a quick dinner at a little French café, one of those ones where the seats are lined along the footpath, and it was good food, though a con of sitting outside is that you are eating with all the smokers, who seem to be everywhere in Paris. I had a croque monsieur (I think that is what it’s called), which is basically a toasted sandwich, except the cheese is on the outside of the bread. We have gotten quite used to the cheap food around Europe, but here in Paris, it is so expensive. My crepes that I intended to live off are often 4 euros each (about $6-7), and pastries etc are always at least 2 euros.
Our second day in Paris we started afresh with the hotel breaky, which was not as nice as the day before but still a pretty nice way to start the day! We had a few spare hours before the tour we intended to do, so we went off in search of the Picasso Museum. We found it, but turns out that it is actually been restored, and is closed, until 2012! So instead of looking at artworks, we did what we always do and found some food, this time a yummy baguette to share, and what I call a ‘snail’, of the pastry variety! It was so nice, and Mum, you would have loved it. We ate it at a main square in Paris and finished in time for our tour.
This was another one of the Sandemans tours, and was also really good, taking us around to all of the main sites in Paris. The most interesting fact that I learnt from the tour was about the statues of important people on their horses. Depending on the position of the horse in the statue, you can tell how the person died. If all four of the horse’s feet are on the ground, then they died of natural causes. If one front and one back foot is on the ground, then they were murdered, and if the horse is reared back with both front feet in the air, then they died in battle.
We also saw a bridge that is adorned with all of these concrete heads pulling funny faces. Apparently, a man had all of these heads made impersonating the faces his friends were pulling after a big night out! Every single face is different, and they are pretty funny, slash ugly!
We walked across the lovers’ bridge, which is where the last scene of Sex and the City was filmed. It is also tradition to go there with your lover and attach a padlock to the fence, which will ‘lock’ you together forever (or until the council comes through and cuts them all off anyway!).
We were told about the French Institute, whose main function is to preserve the French language from the perils of English! So when words such as ‘computer’ and ‘weekend’ were invented, they quickly needed to invent a French equivalent to preserve the sound of the French language. They won out with their word for computer, but we won with weekend, and the English version is still what is used the majority of the time. Our tour guide was telling us about a recent issue they faced, with the invention of the ’iPod’. Should the iPod be ‘la iPod’ or ‘le iPod’, feminine or masculine?! After months of consideration, the iPod was declared a boy.
Tonight was an exciting night, as we had tickets to the Moulin Rouge! After heading back to the hotel briefly to spruce ourselves up a bit (‘elegant’ attire is required at the Moulin Rouge), we caught the underground to the red light district of Paris. We (or really me, but Alice got dragged along for the ride) decided that tonight, as well as being Moulin Rouge night, should also be the night of the snail, and this time, I am referring to the creepy crawly variety! So we found a cute little place to eat with pink seats, and ordered pina coladas, coke (to wash down the snails), six snails, chicken and a salad. We decided that snails didn’t count so ordered a bit much!
We had to be shown by the waiter how to eat our snails (you use a special clamp thing to hold the snail while you scoop the meat out with a skinny fork), but once we extracted them from the shell, they really weren’t too bad! They were cooked in yummy garlic flavours, and were a bit chewy, but apart from that, quite nice! It was really only knowing that they were snails that made it a bit strange! I made it through four, Alice only one, but I am impressed that she managed that! The rest of our food was yummy (and pricey, but worth it!), it was just a shame we had to rush through it a bit to get to our show!
Next was the Moulin Rouge, just up the road. From the outside, it is just as it looks in the pictures you see, with the big windmill on top. Apart from that though, it does sort of blend in to the street. It is pretty small from the outside and just on an ordinary road. Inside, you are led to your table, which for us was towards the back, but with a perfect view of the stage. I don’t think there would be a bad seat in there. We were on a table with two other couples, and each pair of people is brought a bottle of champagne, which is included in the ticket. You can also go for a three course meal before the show, but that adds a LOT to the price, and I have heard the food isn’t anything to get excited about. We had a really nice meal before hand for less than half what we would have paid at the Moulin Rouge.
Anyway, the show started pretty much straight away, with a stage full of dancers in sparkly outfits. The dancing was fantastic, and so mesmerizing. Throughout the show there were a lot of different dances performed, all with new costumes, and I think a story was been told, in French though so I have no idea what it was about. It did involve some Egyptian type outfits though, and at one stage a pool rose out of the stage with a great big snake in it (real), that a dancer proceeded to jump into and danced around in, twirling herself with the snake!
In between dances, they had a few other sideshow type acts, which were good quality. First was an amazing juggler. Second one was a clown act, and this was fantastic. They did all sorts of awesome acrobatics, and at one point the female was left balancing on a thin pole, and then suddenly the pole was gone and she was standing straight up and balancing on the male clowns outstretched arm!
The third act, and probably the best, was a ventriloquist, who started out with some puppets, and then had a real fluffy dog who was having a bit of a whine, and then he got four members of the audience up on stage and turned them into puppets! It was so funny, they were from all different nationalities, and he took on each of the stereotypes. There was a deeply spoken Russian, a giggly blonde from Netherlands, a middle aged French man and a Japanese. Every time he squeezed their hand they had to open their mouth, and it looked so believable, like they were making the noise. I think in actual fact they were just laughing!
The second half of the show was more can-can style, with, like the first half, a lot of nudity. It was very well done, and it took me a little while to even notice that the majority of these dancers were half naked. They looked so classy with their g-string leotards and jewels draped over their breasts (no sarcasm!). It seemed that the more senior role they played in the show, the more skin they had to show. So I imagine the excitement they must go through the night that they premiere their breasts, as that would mark their first big show it would seem!
Afterwards we got the obligatory photos out the front, as well as a crepe, and jumped back on the metro. The metro is so good here, during the week it runs until around 1am, and who knows how late it goes on the weekend. Moulin rouge was an expensive night, but well worth it I think, it was fantastic.
We had a busy third day in Paris, where we visited the Notre Damn (impressive, but not up there as far as churches go for me I don’t think), some cute little local markets with lots of cheese, jams etc and where we ate strawberry tart and chocolate éclair (GOOD!), and then headed out to Montemartre to visit Sacre Coeur and wander the streets of what is apparently the arty area of Paris. In Montemartre we discovered lots of cute little shops which had some stuff that was finally different to the repetitive tourist stuff that we see in shop after shop around the French tourist areas. I may have had a bit of a splurge and bought myself a few little French mementos! We were also on the pressie hunt and managed to find a few little goodies around the place.
As it got later and we felt that we were stocked up enough for Christmas, we headed to the Eiffel Tower to see the light show and take the obligatory photos! It is an amazing sight every time, and though we only hung around in the slushy grounds long enough to get a few good shots, it was a worthy trip!